Lessons Learned From a Water Park

When you are over 200 pounds (or more precisely, closing in on 400 pounds), do not, I repeat, do NOT ride in the clear inner tubes on the lazy river...

This rule goes double if you are going to lay belly down on the inner tube...

Lessons Learned From a 4-Year-Old

When looking for a 4-year-old in the backyard, remember to look up, way up...

When a 4-year-old is in the pool, shivering with blue lips, they are not cold.

Lesson Learned Today

Though some people may think of our cat Sparky as the devil, he is not so bad...